Posted: 09/25/06 02:17 AM
The Cadillac Escalade: Working Towards a Unified America.
It's true, it's true. The Cadillac Escalade is America's "Kumbaya" vehicle, the one vehicle that the world's mightiest nation (Canada has only 9% of their population, see) can rally 'round. You think not? Ok, consider:
-the Cadillac Escalade ESV is the ultimate large (and by large, I mean GINORMOUS) SUV. Thus, it becomes the official state vehicle of Texas, which is considered the ultimate conservative state.
-the Cadillac Escalade is the ultimate flashy (and by flashy, I mean *** *** twanky-deuce, bling-o-rama deluxe, word yo') SUV. Thus, it becomes the official vehicle for the hip-hop/celebrity crowd, who are, by and large, as "blue state" as one can be.
Thus, the political divide that fractures America is bridged both handsomely and heroically by a Cadillac.
The Cadillac Escalade: Building Bridges Across America. Now available with six-speed automatic, hybrid version to follow. Check dealers for availability.
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