Ask Men's top 10 reasons why real men drive stick

wait.. what?  I'm not a guy, but i perffer stick. this is silly


Ask Men's top 10 reasons why real men drive stick - click here to see video



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Yes yes, we're well aware this post will result in screaming matches in the comments between adherents of three pedals and those of you that can't drive stick. Regardless, our pal Justin Kaehler wrote a pretty funny article for Ask Men explaining just why it is that men specifically need to row their own. Here's the first bit of the first reason given, just to give you a taste:

   There's a reason we have to suffer the unfunny jokes about how men don't like to relinquish the TV remote: men do enjoy being in control. It goes without saying that most men would rather be the boss than the subordinate. A car with a manual transmission lets the driver be the boss of the car; throttle response will always be immediate, intuitive and easily controlled.

To that we say: exactly right. There are nine more reasons given and you can pretty much read between the lines and guess the number one reason. Pop on over and have a look. We're also including a pretty noisy video of a man making a woman squeal. Save a few expletives, totally safe for work, after the jump.

 

You're surprised? Ask Men is known as being a chauvinistic publication. Of course preference for a manual transmission isn't necessarily gender-linked. They just wanted to put a bunch of gratuitous subliminal innuendos in a story to make a sophomoric humor piece.