Built Ford Tough takes Truck Laws into their own hands:

RULES:
1) NO ROLLER LUGGAGE
2) NO SCOOTERS
3) NO PUNY DOGS
4) NO MEAT SUBSTITUTES
5) NO LIQUID WRENCH
6) NO FANCY COFFEE
7) NO FANNY PACKS
8) NO CUTESY CELL PHONE RINGS
9) NO MANICURES
10) NO HAIR PRODUCTS

Mission Statement:
Built Ford Tough is a mantra for truck and owner alike. F-Series leaves no room for compromise. It's reputation for toughness has been earned on the farms, work sites and roads across America. So, if you’re going to drive the toughest truck, then you’ve got a responsibility to man-up and do your part. There’s a code of conduct when you’re behind the wheel of an F-Series. We’re here to enforce it. We’re here to protect and serve the brand.

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Most Ford guys, myself included, have no hair so we have no need for hair products. Fanny packs should be a federal law but how could that possibly be enforced at a Nascar event?

Honestly, cutesy cell phone ring tones are their own punishment. I saw a 275lb guy have his phone start to ring "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child in public and the look of shame on his face was punishment enough.