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The Cadillac Escalade: Working Towards a Unified America.

  
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The Cadillac Escalade: Working Towards a Unified America.

 
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Posted: 09/25/06
03:17 AM

The Cadillac Escalade: Working Towards a Unified America.



It's true, it's true.  The Cadillac Escalade is America's "Kumbaya" vehicle, the one vehicle that the world's mightiest nation (Canada has only 9% of their population, see) can rally 'round.  You think not?  Ok, consider:

-the Cadillac Escalade ESV is the ultimate large (and by large, I mean GINORMOUS) SUV.  Thus, it becomes the official state vehicle of Texas, which is considered the ultimate conservative state.

-the Cadillac Escalade is the ultimate flashy (and by flashy, I mean *** *** twanky-deuce, bling-o-rama deluxe, word yo') SUV.  Thus, it becomes the official vehicle for the hip-hop/celebrity crowd, who are, by and large, as "blue state" as one can be.

Thus, the political divide that fractures America is bridged both handsomely and heroically by a Cadillac.

The Cadillac Escalade: Building Bridges Across America.  Now available with six-speed automatic, hybrid version to follow.  Check dealers for availability.  

Click here to read the thread at Motortrend.com  

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